Mind = fucked.

doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. 

and the vegan wins

geradex:

cyrilmusic:

p1kenobi:

catbug:

pleading-eyes:

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I don’t even have to comment on this, right guys? It’s hilarious as it is.

Damn, they should’ve just added “I’m not a woman” in there while they were at it. What a missed opportunity.

Found here.

Sounds like a boring life.

Is it bad that this poster describes me?

this is a decent response to the glorification of certain things that aught not be glorified, mainly being depressed or awkward. being awkward i something that needs to be worked at

I am a white, straight, non-religious, male, and proud.
I am allowed to be proud of these things. Its okay to be proud of who you are. What is NOT okay is to bash on other people and tell them they CAN’T be proud of who they are.
I would almost argue that for me, race, gender, and sexual orientations are just that. Nothing you control. Nothing you achieved. Being gay or black or whatever shouldn’t be an achievement. It should Just be. It shouldn’t be a struggle or a pissing match.

I am allowed to be proud of what makes me who I am.

all of these things are fine. The way that they have been said pisses people off.

phurryphreak:

fivetail:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

arntyoujust:

this concept always amazes me

are you implying i wouldn’t eat your dog

Beef is objectively tastier

Delicious Oppression.

witch-of-hope:

karkaliciousbanana:

harleys:

vann-haal:

aronix:

NO I CANT BREATHE HOLY SHIT

perfection

it took less than two seconds of listening before i slammed down on the reblog button

how do i air

fuckyeahtf2:

Some helpful hints and tips sprays courtesy of AmazingKai on Reddit.

Interested in making your own? Here’s what the template looks like, and here’s a download for the template itself.

darklyspectre:

codepony:

stormbadger:

inachisasuke:

jacobtheloofah:

nkfr:

oolongearlgrey:

rozurizo:

stegomastodon:

darktemplarfromhell:

That….is sick

For the person who wants to kill the shit out of somebody.

The knife is in case I don’t kill you with the six bullets first.

the Apache Revolver, ladies and gentlemen

What the shit?

this is my headcanon for spades slick’s favourite weapon

I desire this even thought it’s illegal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_revolver

oh hey look

Place of origin Belgium

For the man who wants to kill the everloving shit out of everybody.

I don’t get it :/

oakydokey:

redblooper:

meowmixeightysix:

grimfangsmaw:

everyonelovesrobots:

aqualuxury:

A lush hour-long house-y, swing-y, electroswing-y, boompt-y kinda musical treat!

IT’S BACK~

Awwwwyus

AND NOW I DANCE

It’s back!

That was an hour well spent

_{and I’ll spend it again}

_{also where is that gif from}